i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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