It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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