I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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