am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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