if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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