Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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