I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
