a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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