New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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