Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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