Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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