Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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