If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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