she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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