I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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