Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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