I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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