Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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