'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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