so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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