I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Pooping to opera.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
