He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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