Michael Bay diarrhea
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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