sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He did a backflip because drugs
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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