Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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