check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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