lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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