i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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