went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
