Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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