? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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