Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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