Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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