I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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