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i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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