Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.