omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
How many fucks given?