new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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