i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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