their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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