Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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