everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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