Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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