okay pat passed out under dana's car
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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