I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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