i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I love you.
Bad choice
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