god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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