Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you would pick up someone in the library
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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