I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
