then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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