He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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