is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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