Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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