Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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