Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner

(617): View more from Massachusetts

you want to re-phrase that?

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(440): View more from Ohio

We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed

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(770): View more from Georgia

He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out

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(860): View more from Connecticut

How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?

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(620): View more from Kansas

If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.

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