i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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