imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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