4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think I am morally bankrupt
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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