HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she was so not down for the gang bang
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dear god my vagina.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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