It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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