I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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